First of all, let me say that the HSG hurt like a motherfucker. I think they got the custodian to do it because that dude was not a doctor. He couldn't find my cervix and had to use the speculum two (or three?) times. The catheter hurt, he said I was having a uterine spasm, I don't know if he made that up or what but something went wrong. Ouchity ouch ouch.
As I lay there crying and in the most pain I've had in years, I thought two things to myself:
1) Jesus, I hope the IUI doesn't hurt like this, and
2) How in the world am I going to have a BABY?
PS all tubes are clear, I saw the proof with my own two tearful eyes. Cramps are gone and I'm home to sleep it off.