Stupid work

There is a third woman at work pregnant. Let’s just review this, okay?

I work with 14 women.

3 are pregnant

3 are in their 40s, have kids in high school/college, and are apparently done building their families

2 were just on maternity leave last summer

2 are post-menopausal (in their 60s) (both have children)

1 has a husband who’s had a vasectomy (two kids)

1 has had a hysterectomy (one kid)

1 has a child, is planning her wedding, and I’m pretty sure has an IUD (hopefully no more babies from her for a while)

1 is single and not even nearly ready to settle down and have children (she’ll probably be the next to get knocked up)

And then there’s me.

Since we started TTC a year and a half ago, I’ve seen two babies born and now three pregnancy announcements – just in my department.

Apparently I am drinking from the wrong water fountain.