Sunday, February 20, 2011

random updates

1. I can't seem to get off the vicodin. And if I am off the vicodin, I have to be lying completely flat on my back or else the gas pain in my right shoulder gets to be too much. This doesn't bode well for work tomorrow, as I don't think I can be on the vicodin OR lying flat on my back while I'm there.

2. My rather impressive bruise on my belly is starting to fade. It was about palm-sized and purple/blue/red in all sorts of places. I took a picture of it because I am just that sick. It's going green/yellow around the edges now, and I hope it will be completely gone soon because...

3. We go on vacation two weeks from today! And I don't know how well the tankini would hide that monstrous bruise.

4. I have been an unholy bitch lately and I feel horrible for my hubby.

5. Having a period while on "vaginal rest" (aka can't use tampons) BLOWS.

6. I'm hopeful about this next cycle. Dr. Lovely says since my last cycle was 20 days, I probably ovulated around CD7-10. I bought some OPKs (even though I hate those effing things) and will start using those tomorrow on CD6. I'll keep you posted. I REALLY hope that this past cycle wasn't a fluke.

7. This Saturday I'm getting a pedicure. SWEET.

Edit: you know you want to see it:

7 comments:

Marissa said...

Enjoy your pedicure! I'm already jealous of your cruise...

Still A Guest Room said...

Hope you get a great, clear OPK reading this cycle.

eggsandsperm.com said...

The words "vaginal rest" make me giggle. I hope you're feeling back to normal soon!

Alex said...

Ugh - vaginal rest. Isn't it gross? Crazy bruise!!!

Denver Laura said...

I had my gall bladder removed a month before my honeymoon. The bikini didn't hide anything! I made sure every picture with me in the biniki I had my hand stragically placed so that the glass of wine was over my belly button and my arm went over the other scars on my right side. I practiced it a few times and it actually looked natural without being too posed.

Enjoy your vacation - every mintue of it!

Roccie said...

I think I see Jesus in your bruise.

Roccie said...

(I am sorry that was probably really inappropriate but I didnt mean anything bad by it. I believe the holy one has a sense of humor.)